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Everything Before 1776 Was A Mistake - American Patriot - America First - American Pride - Pro-America Gift - America Wall Art
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Introducing our riotously patriotic 11.5-inch round wall decoration that boldly declares, "Everything Before 1776 Was A Mistake." Because who needs history when you've got freedom, right? Crafted with more pride than a bald eagle wearing a star-spangled cape, this piece is the ultimate blend of humor and patriotism.
Made with top-notch precision using our Epilog Fusion Pro laser in a basement in Iowa – because nothing says 'Merica like craftsmanship that could rival a Fourth of July fireworks show. This decoration is so patriotic that even Uncle Sam would salute it.
The humor-packed message serves as a cheeky reminder that life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness officially kicked in during the good ol' days of 1776. Hang it on your wall, and let your guests revel in the hilarity while saluting the spirit of independence.
Whether you're a history buff or just someone who appreciates a good laugh, this round wall decoration is a standout piece that screams, "I'm a proud patriot, and I've got the humor to match!" Perfect for adding a touch of American wit to your space, it's the kind of decor that Thomas Jefferson would have chuckled at between drafting documents.
